New Toilet, Next Day, Guaranteed.*
Call or Text 1-877-SOS-JOHN
(1-877-767-5646)
Fast, Affordable, &
Professional Installation
Everybody goes... So Go with the Pro, SPEEDY JOHN!
Call or Text 1-877-SOS-JOHN
(1-877-767-5646)
Fast, Affordable, &
Professional Installation
Everybody goes... So Go with the Pro, SPEEDY JOHN!
*If appointment is booked before 1 PM, we guarantee install the next day. If it is booked after 1 PM, we will install the toilet the following day. If we cannot meet this guarantee, we will give you a $50 gift card for your patience.
High flushing performance that will help save over 16,000 gallons of water annually.
Comes with a manufacturer limited warranty and a 1-year labor warranty.
Meets EPA specifications for water efficiency and performance.
Details on Manufacturer Limited Warranty:
Dolphin Home Decor warrants its product to be free of material or workmanship defects for a period of 180 month on ceramic, and of 12 months on plumbing components and seat cover, as applicable, following the original purchase. Damage to product that has been caused by accident, misuse or abuse is not covered by this warranty. At our option, we will either have you send the defective part or product at your expense to us for inspection, or we may decide to send you a replacement component or product without any charge.
An old John may not be as efficient as it once was. If it is not in proper working order, a "running" John can use up to 3 times the amount in water costs compared to a new improved John!
New Johns are more efficient than the low-flow Johns of years ago. A new John can help you conserve water and provide efficient flushing.
Does your old John match the rest of your updated bathroom décor? Time to invest in a new an improved John.
Anytime you have recurrent leak from either the tank or bowl*, you are gambling on a major expense if left untreated. A new John could save you thousands of dollars in ceiling and floor repair.
If your John is uncomfortable, why put up with it? As little as an inch or two in height (higher or lower) can make a world of difference. Our John is ADA approved with an elongated 16-1/2" bowl height for chair like comfort.
Be honest...do you really enjoy sitting on the low outdated toilet?
Yes, Home of the $399 Speedy John special!
No BS, no catch. Only a Speedy John!
Monday through Friday appointments available.
9:00 AM is the earliest. 4:00 PM is the latest.
We can only serve Muskegon and Ottawa County Residents at this time.
No permits are required to change out your old John.
Currently the toilet pictured above, in white, is the only option for toilet choice.
Yes, someone over the age of 18 must be present at the home.
ABSOLUTELY! Our new John's come with a manufacturer warranty and a 1 Year labor warranty on install.
We strive to be in constant communication with our
customers until the job is done.
Please use the form above for non-urgent communications.
We will respond within one business day.
The first toilet shown on a TV show appeared on the pilot episode of Leave it to Beaver in 1957, titled “Captain Jack”. In this episode, Wally and Beave hide a mail order baby alligator in the toilet tank. Special care was taken in the filming to only show the tank and never the seat, so as not to offend people.
Why the toilet is sometimes called a “John”?
The term is thought to derive from Sir John Harrington or, at the least, to have been popularized due to Harrington.
The 1960 movie “Pyscho” is thought to be the first movie where a toilet is shown being flushed. The momentous flushing took place just before Janet Leigh’s character takes a shower and subsequently gets stabbed to death.
The World Toilet Organization was founded on November 19, 2001, and on this day every year World Toilet Day is celebrated.
The average person uses the toilet 2,500 times per year.
NASA recently spent $23.4 million for designing a suction toilet, which could be used at the International Space Station.
Speedy John was born in Muskegon, Michigan, so it is important for the company to give back to a local non profit with each and every Speedy Install! Our current nonprofit that we are donating to is the Muskegon Lake Watershed Partnership.
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